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A group of people that 'aint too smart' - from the song by The Strokes.
"You guys are acting like new york city cops."
"Oh. Harsh."
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When you vomit in a girls vagina while going down on her.
Man i was so sick from that smell i made a New York City Taco
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When, shortly after moving to New York City, you get jumped and have everything of value stolen. As if moving to NYC wasn't expensive enough.
James was on his way home from working late at his new job on Wall Street when two guys on the Subway gave him a New York City Welcome. Don't wear a Rolex on the F line at 2AM.
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The dirtiest, roughest sex you can possibly imagine in a New York City hotel room.
"Oh yea, me and my babe wanted to do the New York City Dirty, so we got a plane to New York, bought a hotel room, and had the roughest sex imaginable."
When you shit into a ceiling fan with the hershey squirts and it goes down onto your sexual partner who you are whilst fucking them doggy style and ejaculate into there ass.
Person A: "Oh man I was fucking her so hard in the ass last night I did a new York city cyclone"
Person B: "yeah that's great now I'm not hungry anymore"
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To get fucked in the ass in new york city.
Dude I new york city 05ed the bitch
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the Sequel to best selling game truecrime streets of la
true crime new york city is the Best game ever!nypd ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! he shot me! I Got A warant on you,
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