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for a nickel i will

the punchline to a joke i knew as a kid,

i have long since forgotten the joke, but i have always remembered the punchline.

so, if someone asks you to do something for them,
just reply with a southern accent (cause it sounds better):
"for a nickel i will"

friend 1: " blow me"
friend 2: " for a nickel i will"

by heinekenlover February 6, 2010

49๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


nickels on the dime

This is a phrase that's used during negotiations.

It basically means that what you're asking for would make your share too large.

aka asking for 2 nickels per 1 dime

person 1: "So what percentage would I be taking?"
person 2: "I'd give you seven, we could shake and make it happen"
person 1: "I wasn't born this morning, eighteen would be just fine"
person 2: "Why not just go ahead and ask for nickels on the dime?"
person 1: "Fifteen"
person 2: "I'd do eight"
person 1: "twelve"
person 2: "seven"
person 1: "ugh fine, 10?"
person 2: "nine it is then"
person 1: "...deal"

by grass_head October 31, 2020

18๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Nickel Creek

A band that has origins in bluegrass music. Nickel Creek has expanded their sound and strayed from conventional bluegrass music. Their first album(the self titled one) was more of a traditional bluegrass sound. Their second album "This Side" pushed the boundaries of bluegrass music and explored more of the pop genre. Their thrid album, "Why Should The Fire Die" was pretty much acoustic rock. The group consists of Chris Thile-Mandolin, bazouki, lead vocals Sara Watkins-Lead vocals, fiddle, violin and Sean Watkins-Guitar and lead vocals.

Where can a teacher go
Wherever she thinks people need the things she knows.
Hey those books you gave us look good on the shelves at home
And we'll burn one in the fire teacher when in rome.
~When In Rome by Nickel Creek~

by Sgt. Pepper June 6, 2006

23๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Nickel Night

โ€ข A term given to a strip club when attendance is not desired.
โ€ข Normally a term given to strip clubs with fat disease infested strippers.
โ€ข Nickel Night normally has a 6 drink minimum set by the attendee.

โ€ข Comes from the term Spare Change which refers to inserting money into said females orifices

Chris: "Hey Mike and Pat you guys want to go to baby dolls 1 dollar beer night?!"
Mike: "Dude that sounds like a nickel night to me."
Pat: "Hey come on man, down 6 and they all look good"

by weegenc December 4, 2009

18๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


hot nickels

johnny blaze's "wu name"

aka Method Man

by Jizl December 2, 2003

18๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


triple nickel

in reference to a dormitory on the campus of Fordham University in the Bronx because it's mailing address is 555 E 191 Street. The building was subsequently named Walsh Hall.

Hey we got Rocco and Tony for roomates in the triple nickel room 303.

by dunnro1 February 3, 2008

10๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wooden Nickel

1. A wood token coin

2. a reminder to be cautious in one's dealings.

His word is worth a wooden nickel; That is worth a wooden nickel

by DT82 May 7, 2011

57๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž