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A nigerian sponge is a term commonly used to define dickheads who think there better than everybody else, but actually are hipacritical douchebags who sit on there ass all day playing call of duty.
Bob is such a nigerian sponge.
The act of taking a hairbrush and inserting it into a woman's anal cavity to remove any leftover poop. Then using the newly obtained substance as a alternative toothpaste.
Bro have you heard of the Nigerian toothbrush?
Dude stop, half the stuff you are talking about is illegal.
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When a group of gangsters shove a wooden broomstick up a man's anus as far as it will go(using some Crisco if needed), then places their foot at the entry point, and breaks the broomstick off inside the anus.
We had to give the snitch a Nigerian enema.
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When your black mom flips you and the FUCKS your ass with a pencil
"yo dude, I heard your mom nigerian flipped yo ASS. HEEL YEAHH THAT HAPPENED AND I LOVED IT!!!"
Sticking a lit firework rocket up ones ass
Jeff wanted to do the nigerian spaceprogram so he showed a lit firework rocket up his ass
The simple act of wiping your anus using your right hands forefingers to wipe the shit then rinse the shit off your fingers using your bathroom sink. Repeat until anus is fully clean.
I had no toilet paper left, who the fuck would use their socks? I ussed the Nigerian Wipe.
"Man, i got slapped by a Nigerian scammer" -Man 1
"good, you deserved it" -Man 2
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