Nintendo Blow

The act of blowing on something that ain't working, presumably to remove dust, in the hope that you will try again and it will work.
Origin: Nintendo cartridges were notoriously sensitive to dust.

Slacker1: Man, this tape wont go in the VCR!
Slacker2: Bro, give it the ol' Nintendo Blow.

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Nintendo Logic

When, in a Nintendo-published video game, the physics and design that work in the game are totally impossible or rather irregular in real life.

It's a bunch of Nintendo Logic that a boat that floats in lava will collapse if it hits a wall at low speed.

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Nintendo Ninjas

Nintendo Ninjas are people who drove around suburban area looking for people using illegal ROMs of their games.

The Nintendo Ninjas took down Plainrock124!
I'll be next I used a ROM.

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Nintendo Haters

A division of the Sony Defense Force and Bill Gates xbox Fan club, run by Fankids who spam forums with unreadable garbage written by kiddies with dyslexia.

Dan: That's two days running by forum has been spammed by Sony Defense Force nerds.

Ted: Well did you read that unreadable Nintendo Haters crap on the forum?

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Nintendo Power

A video game magazine published by Nintendo. It holds game updates, guides, and reviews for all systems created by Nintendo.

"Check out the review for the new Zelda game in Nintendo Power."

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nintendo 64

The greatest memories of my childhood

nintendo 64 was the shit.

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super nintendo

A mighty fine System still rocking, most powerful 16-bitter ever.

Sonyroolz thinks graphics make the game. F*ck the graphics. Its about the fun man, not the eye candy.

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