Star replying with a “, ❤️” at the end of his dms
“Wow what a wonderful dm, ❤️”
Yam yam, comma heart
The practice of using commas and other punctuation marks incorrectly. The writer is usually aware that a comma is needed in the sentence they're writing, but is unclear as to when and where it should be placed. The amount of commas then used is so absurd that it would appear they had figuratively 'vomited' commas all over the piece they have written.
Email from Mark:
'Michelle, did you, want to go to, the park, and have a picnic, and maybe, let me, play with, your boobs, for a bit.'
Email reply from Michelle
'Mark, you're vomiting commas again. You're not getting anywhere near my tits until you stop being a fuckwit and learn some basic grammar'
A type of punctuation that is used when one wants to separate a thought a sentence.
I went to the moviesinsert comma then I went home.
It's like the term "period" which indicates people are in full agreement of what you just said, but when you say "comma," that means you are interested and want the speaker to continue. You need more information. The social expectation for the person responding to "comma" is that they would contitheir sentence with a conjunction (and, or, but for, nor, yet, so) and continue their intriguing story.
Similar function to "tea" or "spill the tea."
Student 1: On Saturday, I took a shower with my socks on.
Student 2: Comma!
Student: And it was way more enjoyable than you would expect.
The difference between helping your uncle jack off a horse and helping your Uncle Jack, off a horse
Commas indicate the difference between helping your uncle off a horse or giving a horse a handjob
A valuable piece of punctuation that could potentially save you from looking like a retard.
Often disregarded and ignored in the rants of angry YouTube commenters, the comma sits on the bottom right side of the keyboard.
"He's the best bitch"
Would be calling someone a 'best bitch'
"He's the best, bitch"
Would be calling someone the best, then insulting someone who disagrees.
The comma is a lonely button on the keyboard.