fruit machine

British for slot machine

I just spent my entire wage on those fruit machines.

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Fruit Smoothie

It is the accumulation of semen originating from several gay men after a large orgy, blended with milk, ice and your favorite fruit.

Joe: Fabio, what is in this smoothie?
Fabio: Why do you like it?
Joe: Ehh its a little salty.
Fabio: Thats because a couple of my friends made a fruit smoothie last night.
Joe: FUCK YOU!

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ghetto fruit

Trash, grocery bags, and old clothes hanging from trees.

"I visited this apartment downtown and there was ghetto fruit all up in those trees!"

fruit meat

tasty or delicious pussy

i bet that girl in the little black dress has fruit meat

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JuuJ Fruit

It's the taste the taste the taste the taste the taste the taste the taste the taste...
Can be confused with Jewish Fruit, which is gonna kill ya.

Person 1: Get your skiis shihs up, have a stick of JuuJ Fruit. The taste is gone!
Person 2: aAAahhaAAahhaAahaAahaA

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Fruit Ninja

A friend you suspect might be homosexual however they conceal it well.

Hugh Jackman can act, sing and dance on Broadway however he is married, has three kids and plays a bad ass Wolverine; fruit ninja.

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Jaymes Fruit

A gourd/fruit with a rather large round base and short stump. This poor mis-shapened fruit is rather obnoxious to compensate for its lack of stump size.

Man that guy is so obnoxious, he is such a jaymes fruit!

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