id hit that

when a man says that he would: hit*,spank*,bang*, or get with a girl; after being asked by another man if he would.

*refers to ass

"Hey look at Trisha, would you hit that?" "Ya id hit that!"

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Florida ID

A Florida ID is an alternative to a driver's license - it is an identification card issued to those who can not drive by the Florida Department of Motor Vehicles. It is issued when a person, usually a teenager, has waited a ridiculous amount of time to get their license, and has grown older to the point where they can't legally function without some form of identification. Therefore, they obtain one of these "Florida IDs" and use it in the same way they would use a driver's license for identification purposes.

Dat ain't no permit... dat's a Florida ID!

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St. Ides

A Malt Liquor brand that makes the best high density Malt Liquor. It can only be purchased in 40oz. and 22oz. bottles.

I drank a 40 of St. Ides and I'm straight buzzin.

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Ides of March

The 15th day of March, whiich is also the day the Julius Ceaser was assinated

Julius Ceaser was assainated by the Roman consuls on the Ides of March

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ID Card

Method of social control. The governemtn creates a database of all your biometric information, and denies you access to essential services if you cannot present it on demand.

You'll have to pay for it, and if you lose it, you'll be fined.

You: I've been in a car accident, I've lost a lot blood, please help me!

Them: Where's your ID card son?

You: It was burned in the crash, like half my body.

Them: Fuck you mate, welcome to 21st Britain.

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Mexican ID

The roll of toilet paper found in a construction site Porta-Potty. (aka Shitter, Johnny, Crapper, Mexican Space Shuttle...ETC)

1. Dude, that Beaner left his Mexican ID on the floor of the shitter.

I know, I had one stuck to my shoe...

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Ides of March

The middle of the month, March, specifically March 15. To summarize, this is the day Julius Caesar died, who was assassinated by his friends. Supposedly, Julius' friends thought he gained too much power, so they stabbed him 23 times.

Fortune Teller: Julius, beware...BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH!

Julius Caesar: lmao ok bro