japping

A new horrific craze sweeping the nation from small children to German underground bondage sex shows. What be this sickness I hear you ask. It's the painful and unholy act of shoving objects (dildo's if you will) down one's jap eye.

It is in no way recomended and will leave lasting damage both physical and psychological.

"See that tree branch? I'll bet that makes for some good japping!"

"Sorry I didn't answer the phone Tom, I was too busy japping one.. pencil's are sharp."

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Japped

When a electronic device quits working or works in a way you dont like because it was made in Japan or China in sweatshops and is constructed poorly.

Tom- the stupid printer japped again
Miss Kowalski- what is that supposed to mean
Tom- it's a piece of shit foreign made garbage

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jap

A term used to disquise another racial slur when in the presence of non-english speaking immigrants that are not of japanese desent. This is commonly used in the construction field when working with hispanics so they are unaware that they are being insulted. This is ok because these individuals are most likely talking about you in their language.

1. "Tony, the japs keep screwing up, I thought these guys knew what they were doing".

2."hahaha those japs are clueless that we are talking about them"

3. "Barker's going to kill one of those japs if they keep staring at his ass"

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japping

‘japping’ is a word combination the can be used when you want to say that you’re joking/ capping.

person1 : yoo milk tastes so good yum

person2 : ew no who likes milk
person1 : HA im japping dawg milk sucks

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Jap

A guy who pays for anything you ask for and doesnt get anything in return. Kind of like having a sugar daddy and not giving him any sugar, just a young version.

Also could be a girl/woman

Girl I need my car note paid, I need to find me a lil jap !

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jap

how to spot a jewish american princess:

ray bans
michael kors watch
hermes bracelet
diamond necklace
has been to at least 30 bat mitzvahs

goes to sleepaway camp (in maine, poconos, or ny)
wants to go to umich, wisco, maryland, northwestern, duke, or upenn
lives in long island, nyc, westchester, short hills, the main line, or west port

wears pink, lulu, junk food
insta with tons of followers
iphone and laptop (pref gold or rose gold)

"omg I swear im not a jap"
"hun u r"

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Japped

The act of suddenly getting thrown in a Japanese Wizard (Jiu-Jitsu/Wrestling)
Usually because you were messing with, or making fun of the person japping you.

"Haha nice haircut!"
"Dude, do you wanna get japped?"

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