5 second rule

the rule regarding the amount of time you have to recover dropped food from the floor and still be able to eat it.

my ice cream! quick, 5 second rule!

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30 second rule of porn

A generally accepted phenomenon that of any porn scene (with the exception of compilations) the last 30 seconds will be the money shot.

Dude 1: You ever noticed that porn clips end immediately after the pop shot

Dude 2: 30 second rule of porn

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5 second rule

If you drop a piece of food on the ground, and pick it up within five seconds, it's still considered OK to eat and not contaminated.

I dropped a potato chip on the dining hall floor, but since I obeyed the 5 second rule, it's still good.

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40 second rule

Another way to rank hot or not women building off the 5 second rule for leaving something desireable out before it gets germs on it. If I leave you a woman alone for 40 seconds (e.g. to go to the boys room), then if she is a hottie you'll have to insert yourself into a conversation between her and another guy when you return cause 40 seconds has gone by and someone is already hitting on her, i.e. she picked up dirt.

My date was okay but she didn't meet the 40 second rule at the bar.

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five seconds rule of the public toilet

A rule apply for taking a shat in public toilet, stating that after you saw someone exited a public toilet, you can't enter and seat within 5 seconds, otherwise you will still feel the creepy warmth as if you are placing your ass upon another unidentified, disgusting ass that just pooped

Pete: Oh man I was about to shit my pants so I ignored the five seconds rule of the public toilet
Pete's boyfriend: We are not going to do anal for 5 months because of that

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10 Seconds Rule

The 10 Seconds Rule is simple. Draw a camera and yell, “10, 9,... 1“ and click, during the countdown the models should do the first out-of-the box thing they can think of.

The 10 Seconds Rule is a great way to take wicked pictures.

Common things to do are too pick someone up, get naked or doing a handstand, or all above.

1. He took an awesome 10 Seconds Rule picture, everybody where all over the place

2. Haukur broke his cufflinks when ripping his clothes off during the 10 Seconds Rule

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3 Second Weed Rule

Hold your pot smoke for 3 seconds and exhale, because science bitches. According to Steve Liebke’s 2001 ‘A Cannabis User’s Harm Reduction Handbook,’ “Take small, shallow tokes or pulls. About 95% of THC in cannabis smoke is absorbed in the first few seconds so breath holding is quite pointless. All it really achieves is a far greater amount of tar being deposited in the lungs.”

Dude puff pass pass, your harshing the 3 Second Weed Rule noobie.

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