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Unconditional and Irrational sympathy towards others.
Think of it as positive discrimination, instead of oppressing for example a group, you feel pity for them and irrationally justify their heinous actions by for example pushing the mistakes of that group onto a someone else, just because they are that group.
self-righteous prick: maan the black communities around the world are so oppressed, why is the world like this?
normal person: shut the fuck up they aren't oppressed we aren't in the 1900's anymore
self-righteous prick: you're racist!
normal person: Blind sympathy looking ass
self-righteous prick1: Why can't you just let people express themselves, safe spaces are important especially for the lgbt+ community
person48: ok I'm just gonna set my pronouns to ta/ble, say I'm a fucking penguin and run around naked on the streets as if I had a brain tumor.
self-righteous prick: That's homophobic! you have to respect people's choices!
person48: I don't.
Sympathy Design - When you feel sorry for a designer and just do the design for them.
That designer is so clueless that someone should just do a sympathy design just to get it done.
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1. Similar to a cum dump, but strictly metaphorical, in that you are used for little more than someone to vent to, usually about something the dumper is fuming about at the moment.
Friend- Hey man, yesterday I was texting Katy, and the entire time she literally would not stop talking about her problems with people, holy tittyslaps
You- Huh, like people she didn't like and shit?
Friend- YASS, and every time I tried to genuinely converse, WAHM, right back to her problems with her daddy.
You- Dude, she just made you her sympathy dump.
When someone sends kisses to someone else, usually over text, sympathetically due to the recipient sending kisses first.
John: "Hey xx" - first occurrences of kisses
Jane: "Hiya xx" - replies with sympathy kisses
Someone who is sensitive enough to vomit in response to another person's vomiting.
Meg: Oh, 2 girls 1 cup! *Vomits*
Mom who walked in: Oh, no! Vomit all over! But I'm a Sympathy Spewer... *Vomits*
On Facebook, RSVPing "maybe" to an event that one will not attend, so as not to hurt the feelings of the event's creator.
I really didn't want to go to John's birthday party, but I felt bad so I RSVPed to his event invitation with a sympathy maybe.
Someone who begins to act drunk when those around him/her are drunk but is not really intoxicated.
"Is she drunk? She's only like 15."
"No man she hasn't had any to drink at all; she's just a sympathy drunk"
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