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Roommate feels sympathy for one or more roommates after he/she engages in vigorous sex which results in keeping entire residence awake. Roommate in question makes waffles for everyone affected.
After escaping a sexless marriage i moved in with a friend. For a while my roommate was being kept awake regularly with the sound of my hookups. one morning after my "friend" left i made homemade waffles with fresh berries, bacon and coffee. She informed me that she expected the sympathy waffles to continue if i was going to continue to keep her awake at night.
If you are going to continue to keep me awake at night, i expect the sympathy waffles to continue!
The sympathy rub is a rub that is given to someone on the shoulder, arm , back, etc. It is a way of showing remorse and pitty it can be used for apolagising too.
A sympathy rub is a way of showing remorse and pitty it can be used on a friend, acquaintance, family, etc. It shows affection without having too much contact like a hug might. It is a good all rounder and works in many situations. It can even be used to break the ice.
Me: "I dyed my hair and in artificial light it looks ginger"
Jake: *gives sympathy rub*
When someone sends kisses to someone else, usually over text, sympathetically due to the recipient sending kisses first.
John: "Hey xx" - first occurrences of kisses
Jane: "Hiya xx" - replies with sympathy kisses
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1. Similar to a cum dump, but strictly metaphorical, in that you are used for little more than someone to vent to, usually about something the dumper is fuming about at the moment.
Friend- Hey man, yesterday I was texting Katy, and the entire time she literally would not stop talking about her problems with people, holy tittyslaps
You- Huh, like people she didn't like and shit?
Friend- YASS, and every time I tried to genuinely converse, WAHM, right back to her problems with her daddy.
You- Dude, she just made you her sympathy dump.
Someone who is sensitive enough to vomit in response to another person's vomiting.
Meg: Oh, 2 girls 1 cup! *Vomits*
Mom who walked in: Oh, no! Vomit all over! But I'm a Sympathy Spewer... *Vomits*
On Facebook, RSVPing "maybe" to an event that one will not attend, so as not to hurt the feelings of the event's creator.
I really didn't want to go to John's birthday party, but I felt bad so I RSVPed to his event invitation with a sympathy maybe.
Someone who begins to act drunk when those around him/her are drunk but is not really intoxicated.
"Is she drunk? She's only like 15."
"No man she hasn't had any to drink at all; she's just a sympathy drunk"
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