roll up the tarp

When two women, presumably lesbians, have sex in the woods or in a tent.

My girlfriend and I went camping last week, at night we went to roll up the tarp.

Mexican tarp flarp

Sticking you're shlong in her ear then collecting the wax to make a pocket pussy then sell it.

So Greg, what do you do for a living?
I make Mexican tarp flarps.

Tarp

Essentially a baby blanket for grown-ups, providing all the shelter, protection, anonymity, magical powers one needs if only in one's head. Often used sardonically .

That pontificating senator evangelizing about women's choice of birth control can put a tarp on it.

Tarp

a waterproof sheet

often made of plastic or waxed cotton

hey, can you get the tarp to cover the woodpile?
or

we should put a tarp on the tent
or

I just got a new tarp from the store

[tarp]

tarp adj. a synonym for b**ch

she dumped her boyfriend cuz he quit the baseball team, she's such a tarp

Tarpped

When you are worn out or very tired.

I am so tarpped from this lecture.
Traning got me tarpped.