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One in a group of large, luxury SUVs driven by Jews on the North Shore of Long Island, New York. Can be commonly seen in communities such as Jerhico and Syosset. Some examples include the Mercedes-Benz GL-Class and the Lexus LX.
*Driving through Jericho*
Driver: "Damn it that Jew Canoe just cut me off! I almost got into an accident!"
Passenger: "It's not their fault, it's almost sundown and they have to get home for Hanukkah."
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When somebody's shoes are that big, they resemble a pair of canoes.
That lad will have no trouble sailing down the manny with them canoe feet.
The act of one partner emitting flatulence of such menacing force, that the other partner's instrument is rocketed from the anus at a velocity that creates a comical popping noise similar to that of a cartoon bubble bursting.
"Hey man! Did you hear that Steph gave Kyle a Boom Canoe?"
"Yeah man the dirty bubble strikes again."
When a little Spanish guy travels back to his half-home land for ridiculously long periods of times. All you can do is listen to 'Daniel - Elton John' and 'Moving To New York'. Food doesn't taste the same - especially vanilla icecream. And you can't start a productive day without reading a mini blog from that special lil' Mexican.
Brittany: "Damn, I've got the Cano Blues."
Tappin: "Don't we all?"
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When a frozen piece of feces is used as a dildo.
Hey did you give Sally anything to remember you by before your trip? Yea, as a matter of fact I gave her a Mohagany Canoe to keep her satisfied while I'm a way.
Ann excuses herself to go bail the canoe every Thursday just before lunch.
1. Excessively large foreskin
2. Section of foreskin that remains covering tip of penis, either partially or completely (no show canoe sock), when fully erected.
His canoe sock catches a ton of lint.