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That Mexican food I ate for lunch ran right through me, I've got to take Justin home.
Also,
I have to take a wicked Stun.
I've done so much for you is the shit a narcissist says to you when, really, they’ve done little or nothing for you. Possibly, even fucked things up for you.
I've done so much for you Mommy Dearest says as she tells me about all the places she has brought me, all the while, she is beating the living shit out of me.
A synonym for the word Minecraft. Derived from the actual cost of the gsme.
N00b: What are you doing?
Minecrafter: Hitting up the best €14.95 I've ever spent.
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Bruno Powroznik's proudest work
Bruno Powroznik: OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE
VIBRATORS
DILDOS
PENS
PENCILS
COINS
PEBBLES
BROOMSTICK HANDLE
FISHING ROD HANDLE
UMBRELLA HANDLE
TOOTHBRUSH HANDLE
HOCKEY STICK HANDLE
FINGERS
SMALL GLASS JAR
TEST TUBE
SCREWDRIVER HANDLE
STIFF COCKS
CIGAR
BANANA
Get the idea loser, they hate you. They never liked you. They don't wanna hang with you. Block em.
'Sorry, I've got plans tonight.' says qwa.
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Something you might shout out when you're fed up with a frustrating situation.
After dealing with aggravating bureaucrats for hours, Joe suddenly shouted "I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"
From the movie "Snakes on a Plane"
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A really annoying catchphrase from the late 80's/early 90's that originated from a commercial for a paramedical emergency radio for the elderly. During the commercial, and old lady falls off her walker and in the most pathetic tone of voice possible, utters this phrase into the advertised device.
Before everyone and their mom was screaming "I'm Rick James, bitch" they were screaming "I've fallen and I can't get up" in a sad attempt to be funny and witty.
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