mac

best word to replace god

I have so much macdamn paper, i swear to mac, macdamnit

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Mac

1. To take action unilaterally, and then blame others if such action has negative consequences. 2. To do physical harm to inanimate objects in anger or frustration. 3. To mess up.

1. If you need to do something, just Mac so you avoid getting in trouble.

2. Get angry! Mac that phone!

3. Wow, you really Macced that up didn't you ya retard?

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mac

adjective. Refers to the food at Ohio Northern University in Ada, Ohio. so-so. not good. not awful. tolerable. gets annoying really fast.

That food is so mac.

- Do you know Lucas?
- Yeah.
- Do you like him?
- Eh. He's mac.

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mac

Another word to use in the place of the urban use of "gay." not to be used when something is ACTUALLY homosexual, only in place to use when something is lame, stupid, pointless, and/or strange.

1: Yeah, Joel was drunk and he punched me.
2: Oh man, what a faggot.
1: I know it was pretty mac of him.

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Mac

a computer that onls smart, creative people know how to use. These tend to be 100% better safer and better looking than any other computer in the world.

your friend: I have a virus on my brand new dell

You: I just bought a mac Pro and encoded 5 1080P streams in 30 minutes.

You: friend: Macs are stupid

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Mac

A fast, superior computer that is often looked down on by less fourtunante, nerdy PC users because they don't have one and are jealous of those who do. And becuase of that, they make completely untrue statements about them.

Here are a few:
-Macs are dificult to use. =Actually, they are designed to make everything easier and it is the simplest os- operating system to use.
-Macs are only used if your a musical artist or running your own business. =While macs do have a great program for musicians called garage band and have programs such as iWork for aspiring entrepreneurs, they are perfect for personal use as well
-Macs are gay =Macs are not gay. They may look gay on the outside with their polished, expensive looks but on the inside- they have fast proccesers, top-notch graphics cards, and extreme power.

PC "Hey mac, lets have a speed test. I bet I'll win."
Mac "Whatever you say."

Mac starts up in 30 seconds while PC starts up in 1 minute. Mac shuts down in 5 seconds and PC shuts down in 30 seconds.

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Mac

a huge ass player who will do anything and everything to get his hands on a girl. some of which includes sending nasty picture. also see: manwhore

"your such a mac!"

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