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A way of making the government yet more money, cynically disguised as a way of stopping accidents. As with most of this government's ways of conning the public, anyone with an IQ of over 15 can work out it's just a con. Often speeding signs are not clearly visible (my mother was caught out like this), and in Luton a couple of years ago there were ten (!) police officers standing on a roadside stopping cars at random in the hope that one of the drivers might not have insurance or an up-to-date tax disc. Given the crime rate in Luton, is anyone out there seriously going to tell me they had nothing better to do? But back to the point. I'm not in favour of speeding (I saw a lunatic using a housing estate as a race track), but 5% of accidents are due to speeding. Speed cameras can't stop people driving like they're on the dodgems. And now people are having to keep a constant eye on their speed-o-meters, thus are distracted from the road ahead. Nice one, New Labour.
In court this morning a man was fined £200 and 18 months loss of license after being caught speeding by one of the speed cameras. In the next court-room a man was let off with a warning for GBH.
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The name of the character in Grand Theft Auto 2 and Grand Theft Auto 3. He is the main protagonist of each game, and is a badass. That is why he is the best character in any game. He is a mute motherfucker who wears a badass black leather jacket, green cargo pants, and blue and white badass kicks. He owns any fucker who gets in his way. And if you are even compared to him, you are the ultimate badass.
That nigga blew up that building, just like Claude Speed. What a badass.
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Speed Metal is not Thrash Metal. Many confuse the two genres. Speed Metal started in the late 70's with bands like Judas Priest and Riot. It's mainly a faster version of traditional heavy metal. while Thrash has a strong hardcore punk influence. I read somewhere someone was saying Megadeth is speed metal. Not True! Speed Metal and Thrash Metal are two completely different genres. While Thrash influenced the more extreme genres, Speed Metal is typically considered more traditional and was around for quite a few years before thrash.
Motorhead, Running Wild, Riot, Helloween, speed metal
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Drinking a glass of water between alcoholic beverages
Dude, don't forget to speed bump between those Fireball shots or you'll have a hangover.
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A girl who has a tight smokin body who you wanna ride.
She's totally built for speed. Just take a look at that ass.
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the worst thing in the world. your penis looks as if it has taken a time machine back to when you were first born. yet you are really horny, but are scared to show it to women, because they might mistake it for a vienna sausage.
Right now i have been on a speed run since 10 o'clock in the morning (it is now 12:15 at night). I've been in ice cold ocean water, and my penis is smaller than ever, plus I cannot acheive an erection. my nuts have un-dropped. fuck speed dick.
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(n) a video demonstrating a player's extraordinary skills in a certain game, usually done in a length of time otherwise impossible for average players. fun to watch if you can't beat a game.
you could try to beat the game, or you could watch someone else do it in a much shorter time than any of our lazy asses would've
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