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Noah

Noah is a character from STD(Seal the Deal.) Beaner kid. He is very loud and often annoys the living hell out of people by screeching or singing very poorly. He actually has the ability to sing very well, but he chooses to annoy people instead. Noah has the ability to shapeshift into various species of gecko. He can choose to go full gecko, giant gecko, or partially gecko. He is the type of guy to make inappropriate comments in a lighthearted way. He can be seen as a horny dumbass who won't shut up. When he does shut up, it's nice just vibing with him. He has chaotic energy and even though he can be annoying at times, he's very thrilling to be around. Noah is very encouraging and will motivate you on whatever your goal is while making sure you don't tire yourself out too much and still have fun. There is never a dull moment with Noah around. Neither is there hardly ever a quiet moment.

Girl 1: Someone just screeched out the entire lyrics to WAP from the top of the roof!
Boy 1: It was Noah, wasn't it? Please I just need him to shut up I am so tired.

Girl 1: Why did I ever fall in love with a dumbass like Noah??
Boy 1: Oh god, you fell in love with him too??

by Thriller Roads September 1, 2021


Noah

On the surface Noah seems quiet, a real deep thinker. But underneath he is scheming to almost machiavellian levels.
Noah is handsome and well built, with a thousand yard stare.
He can be loyal to a fault if he chooses to be. But with so many women falling in love with him at first sight temptation is never far away.

Hope: Don't choose Noah, he's had enough excitement already.
(MC chooses Noah)

by TheGoldenGlitch August 8, 2021

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Noah

A guy with a carefree, gentle soul. A guy who will make you feel like the most important person in the world. A guy who will love and care for you with everything in his being. A guy who will always make you laugh and smile. A guy who is handsome and charming in a more boyish way than a model way. A guy is a great friend and a great lover.

Noah? Yeah, he's the best guy a girl could ask for.

by montanasaurusrex December 21, 2016

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Noah

A Noah has a ten foot long schlong

Noah's schlong is so big

by Mega wonton December 18, 2018

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Noah

A guy who is a bit too tough on the outside, and isn't one to quickly let others in. He has a kind heart, and shows such, if you're on his good side. But, if you're not, he's quick witted and good with comebacks that'll make your mouth sour.

He has a girlfriend, and listens when she tells him not to masturbate. Even further: he views doing such a thing as wrong.

"Wow, he's such a Noah. I feel so bad he can't just let people in..."

by A-dork-able December 24, 2017

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noah

Noah is a very smart and funny boy. Not to mention he is really cute. Can be annoying though and very dirty minded. He will treat you right. You are lucky to have a Noah.

Girl#1"wow I can't believe Noah talked to me today

Girl#2"wait what! Really?

Girl#3"well he is my actual bf so back off ladies

by Brooke Malone March 3, 2018

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Noah

The funniest most awesome person you can find, cute in his own way, and mysterious and loves to play volleyball

Oh Wow Jacob reminds me of Noah

by That One goofy girl May 25, 2017

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