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When 4 or more players plan to hang them selves with a low enough drop not to break the neck but by strangulation and see who can stay concious longest
Man 1. Dude me Todd and robbert are gonna play Duck Duck Noose! Wanna play?
Man 2. No
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When one wraps his partners hair around her neck, holding onto it firmly from behind, and places a thumb just behind her anus. With a swift tug, pull back on the hair and insert the thumb shouting "surprise".
Dude - the chick hasn't talked to me since the hair-noose surprise.
Did you shout surprise?
No
Well that would be why then!
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A single rope (strong) tied at one end to make two nooses so emo lovers may commit suicide together.
Lucy and Liam killed themselves by tying a double headed noose to their selling fan.
Suicide KYS Emo Love Noose Incest
“Oi do one mate”
“Noose your goose bruv, this is my fucking house”
When your Life have no matter anymore, so you take a rope and tie a noose.
person 1:HI dude, what are you doing?
person 2:Just Learning how to tie a noose so i can hang myself.
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A four step process of entertainment in which:
1. One finds oneself with (or intentially induces) anal prolapse (also known as the pink sock).
2. One uses the protruding intestine to choke out a Pomeranian dog.
3. One grabs the unconscious Pomeranian by the hind legs and proceeds to swing it around, hitting it against anything and anyone.
4. One throws away the bloody pulp of a dog once it resembles the pink sock, preferably in public.
"I don't know if it was those biscuits I ate, or the Pomeranian Butt Noose... but I'm not feelin' so good."
"'When you see a Pomeranian, don't you just want to choke it out with your inverted intestine and beat the unconscious body into a pulp?'
'Obviously, dude... What did you think we were doing at the dog parks every Saturday?'"
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The best and most educational song on the Internet. The song is by Rusty Cage. It teaches you how to tie a noose and what to use a noose for.
I love the Family Friendly Noose Song!
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