los sures

spanish part of williamsburg. sur stands for south. as in south first street, south second street and so on.

"eh papi, donde tu vas?"
"cojo el gua-gua y voy pa los sures."

Sure Benny

An expression used as a reply (or a sarcastic encouragement) to people who are obviously stretching the truth, exaggerating, or outright lying.

Benny says, "I've got that same TV at home, but bigger"
Everyone else says, "Sure Benny"

Benny says, "... and then, after I f*cked her....."
Everyone else says "Sure Benny"

Everyone says, "who farted?"
Benny says, "not me"
Everyone says, "Sure Benny"

99% sure

A phrase used when you think something is right but you really don't know jack shit.

Guy 1: Is my wife home from here business trip yet? I'm planning on bringin' some chicks over for a party.

Guy 2: I'm 99% sure she isn't.

Wife: I've been here all fucking day you asshole.

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Sure Fire

meaning definitly, of course. its gonna come out to be a good thing. positive.

boy A- dude okay were gonna go rob that chicken store, heres the plan
boy B- dude this plan is not sure fire!
boy A- yes it is! it is so sure fire! were gonna have all the chicken in the world!

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For sure maybe

This is the term used when you are unsure on a decision but you are leaning more towards yes.

Joe: How about dinner this friday?
Sally: Umm for sure maybe...

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Yeah, sure

Leave me alone I'm watching TV and I'm not actually listening.

'Yeah, sure' is basically an out of office automatic response.

wife -"Can we visit my parents this Friday and then drop into my cousins for 2 or 3 hours on Sunday afternoon"

Husband - "Yeah, sure"

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double sure

When you are extremely sure of something.

Because Sara did not let Anthony watch her undress tonight, she is double sure he will visit her next week and make passionate love to her for hours.