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After injecting peanut butter into the girl's anus, she then shits over the guy's face, while he licks her arse hole
Ted: Mate, what's that shit in your teeth?
Fred:(licking his teeth) Nuts... Your mum gave me a nutty donut last. YEAH DAWG! I am the Nutty Professor.
Ted: Oh yeah, your mum gave me a nutty donut 2 hours ago... With a strawberry surprise.
An l (or blunt)that is filled with the cooking spice Nutmeg, which contains some of the same substances found in ecstasy that can be used to get a person feeling a trip-like effect for up to 48 hours when taken in large doses. Preferably around 2 table spoons.
"Hey Rick let's smoke a nutty l so we could trip for the next 2 days."
"I can't smoke a nutty l today because I have work tomorrow night"
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1 - during oral sex, after the man deposits his steamy gunk on the woman's (or man's) face, he uses his testicles to rub the cum all over the face, making sure every square inch is covered
2 - also during oral sex, but instead the load is held inside the mouth while the balls are licked/gargled
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Josh: Holy shit im about to blow!
Sam: Wait I don't wanna swallow this time. I wanna feel it all over my face, give me a Nutty Royale.
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Charlie: Dude, my balls got all jizzy last night.
Ian: Another guy's?!
Charlie: Nah, gave some girl the nutty royale.
Ian: Oh i see
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A sexual act in which a man takes a shit, throws it in the freezer and then has buttsex with a woman using said frozen turd as the penetrator.
Basically, a Nutty Hunter is reverse pooping.
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The act of tapping a nut sac on a sleeping or an otherwise unconscious person's forehead not once, but twice. Only doing so once would be a prince nutty or some shit. The downside to the king nutty is that the victim isn't aware upon regaining coconsciousness. Suggest taking a picture or a yokozuna.
Jeremy told me no more tea bagging, so I decide to befoul him with a king nutty.
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A poo with the consistancy of a type of peanut butter. A fairly rank bowel movement. Usually (but not always), follows a Jiff.
Man1: (fffrrrt)
Man2: "Dude! Did you Nutty Jiff yourself or what?!"
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1. When a niggas just gotta get his nut
2.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCjSyUXGGxQ
I saw that big booty hoe and went buck nutty
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