Bowl Scrolling

Looking at Facebook or the internet on your phone to amuse yourself while stuck on the toilet with an attack of bowel distress.

I was stuck in the bathroom a long time, glad I had my phone for some bowl scrolling.

Pee scrolling

When you go to the bathroom, and take that minute to take a quick look at your phone.

I wasn’t really on Reddit much today; just some quick pee scrolling.

scroll time

An addiction of endlessly scrolling through social media.

I need some scroll time right now.

Poo Scroll

Aka toilet paper, shit tokens, ass wipes, etc.

Babe, can you pass me another poo scroll? It’s an emergency .

sit and scroll

When you bring your phone into the bathroom to chill while you take a dump.

“Where the hell is Cameron?”
“Aw dude we won’t be seeing him for at least 20 minutes. He’s a sit and scroll type of guy. “

Ariola Scroll

the type of scrolling used on an iPod wheel

My iPod wheel is worn out from too much ariola scrolling

panic scroll

The act of using the mouse scroll to quickly move away from an unexpectedly lewd image while browsing any online forum while at work or school.

I had to panic scroll before anyone else saw my screen, or else I'd be fired instantly.