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National wear clothes backwards day.
Wear all of your clothes backwards
No exceptions
Person 1: what are you wearing tomorrow
Person 2: all of my clothes backwards
Person 1: why?
Person 2: because it’s October 26th
This is the national anal day so fuck any nigga you want
Him: Hey Nigga wanna do some hardcore anal
The homie: fuck yeah
The homie: pulls down pants
Him:inserts cock and starts to drill his ass
Homie: wait it’s not October 26 it’s the 25
Them: of fuck my ass really?
On October 26th its national fuck any kid named Nathan in the bootyhole
October 26 is for Nathans' to get their gayness out and have fun!
Its National Lose Your Virginity Day. Since Spooky Szn is just around the corner why celebrate an commemorate National Lose You're Virginity Day. Go out there and get some pussy/dick. If you’re a Virgin or Non-Virgin go out there on the 26 and get lit!!!
Person 1: Its October 26 and that means its National Lose Your Virginity Day and i was wondering if you were down yk what im sayin?
Girl: Yeah fo sho my place at 10:00
National everyone give maggie a hug day because she deserves it
EVERYONE : “Ayo Maggie guess what day it is”
Maggie : “what is it”
EVERYONE : “October 26”
Maggie : “ oh shit”
Beat up Alexander Michael Iacovou day
John:"Isn't it october 26th?"
Pete:"Oh yeah its beat up Alexander Michael Iacovou day"
The day you get to punch a dick in the dick
Anna: *punches her ex who cheated on her in the dick*
Jake: Why did u punch me in the dick?
Anna: Because it’s October 26th
Jake: Meaning?
Anna: Its punch a dick in the dick day