office freaky

when you have some quick sloppy sex at the office, then act like nothing happened

Michelle and I had an office freaky yesterday in the bosses office.

office reorganisation

A sadistic and senseless activity carried out by departmental managers to reassert their power over underlings when their previous cynical management strategies such as teamwork, motivation and front line empowerment have accidentally worked more effectively than could have ever been predicted. Office reorganisation involves creating a fictional reason for getting employees to throw out all their previous years' work, breaking up close collegial relationships and generally restoring a feeling of fear and intimidation which result in the employee realising once again who is in charge.

Manager: Well Bill, it looks like you'll need to move desks to the corner over there in the office reorganisation.

Bill: But I'm working quite well here next to Sandra. Also I have a lot of work to do at the moment.

Manager: Don't be a cunt Bill. Do what you're told. The office reorganisation takes top priority. Just get it done.

Microsoft Office

Unaffordable software that now can be obtained for free practically anywhere.

I couldn't afford microsoft office, so I downloaded it off limewire, stole it from school, and traded it for a lollipop with my friend at school.

office hot

that generic plain looking girl/guy at your office that is only attractive because everyone else there is ugly

JIm: So what do you think of her?
Ben: the new girl julie is only office hot. she's like a 7 at the office but really a 4 at most outside.

office space

Great movie, underrated by critics (who said it was merely average.) Office space is like Dilbert...either you won't get it, and you'll think it's the most pointless thing ever...or, you just might realize it's a work of genius. I would expect nothing less from Mike Judge, creator of wordBeavis and Butt-head/word! The movie flags a bit toward the end, but is essential viewing nonetheless.

Bill Lumberg: "A little more to the left...that's greeaat..."

office bicycle

British slang for 'office slut'
just like village bicycle

Everyone gets a ride with the office bicycle.
The boss has a nice office bike.

Office Squatter

Noun: A person who holds a job for no apparent reason. Generally lacking qualifications, the individual adds no value, performs no real work, displays no motivation and seems to have only one real skill - persistently occupying office space, an official entry in Human Resource's employee database, removing oxygen from the air and producing carbon dioxide.

Verb: Office Squat, Office Squatting- to occupy office space without performing a designated job or adding value.

Adj: A term describing an individual putting forth no effort and adding no value in the work place.

See Politician; see also; state, local or federal government employee. See also; tenured teacher; tenured professor; public school administrator, any relative of the boss working for a company.

"I've worked here for 6 months and I haven't see John do anything." Yea, he's the boss' son, a real Office Squatter.

Since Jane got 5 tenure 3 years ago she hasn't changed her lecture, mid-term or final exam. Yea, tenure is a virtual guarantee to make a motivated professional into an office squatter.