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What one guy says when he walks in on another guy jerking off, making him realize they both secretly want each other. Found in 90's b-movie Boy Band Catalina.
Guy 1 walks in on Guy 2 jerking off in the forest
Guy 1: Oh shit, I'm sorry
Guy 2: Sorry for what? Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks, especially since they're such a good size and all.
Guy 1: Yeah, I see that. Your daddy gave you good advice.
Guy 2: It gets bigger when I pull on it.
Guy 1: Hmmmm!
Guy 2: Sometimes, I pull on it so hard, I RIP THE SKIN
Guy 1: Well, my daddy taught me a few things too, like, uh, how not to rip the skin by using someone else's mouth, instead of your own hands.
Guy 2: Will you show me?
Guy 1: I'd be right happy to.
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A turn on the original phrase "No shit, Sherlock" used to emphasize that, after careful investigation, shit has indeed been found.
First use by Ms Kruger
Matt " what is that aweful smell, something is definitely wrong here"
Jeanine " I don't know, let me look around a bit. Oh shit Sherlock!"
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Something someone awesome says to piss off Bitchwhat royally.
To piss him off, proceed to www.friendsofmaddox.com
Ginomee: OH SHIT SON!
Bitchwhat: ARGH I'M A SELF-IMPORTANT MORON STOP SAYING OH SHIT SON IT'S DEAD ARGH YER MUM!!
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what you say when you see a pig (only if you're as cool as megan leah and jen) (makers of the definition for megan (except jen, she wasnt there, she was at camp)) (we've had a long day)
*police car drives by on the x-rated walk home*
oh shit! it's the poolice
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What you say when you are dead
The name explains itself really
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something an idiot says when surprised
micah,when i leap at him with a knife:"oh shit son!"
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A phrase elicited during a sighting of one Bruce Springstein.
*hanging out after the show at the rear exit of the concert venue*
fan: Oh Shit Its The Boss!!
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