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when extremely bored doesn't cut it, and what you are right now considering you searched this up.
Dude, I'm Omega Bored right now.
Method 1:
The act of removing the spine and troublesome organs via incision down the back, then huddle inside the corpse of your love one.
Method 2:
unhinging the jaw of a love one, stepping inside feet first and pulling the body around like a jumpsuit of onesie
whatever method is used the outcome should be the same; Your full face showing out of the horrid opening that use to be your lover's mouth. showcasing your gleeful face and you bathe in the safety and serenity of the omega spoon
"Jessica, i love Brad so much! i want to omega spoon him tonight"-Amanda
"aww that's so cute! i'm jealous "- Jessica
When someone simultaneously gets “fishhooked” in the mouth and has their “oil checked” rectally.
Adam: What happened to Pedro last night?
Steve: He got omega-3’d.
Adam: What?
Pedro: I don’t want to talk about it.
The biggest eggroll in the universe
OMG you have an OMEGA EGGROLL LOOKING FACE
the only comercial that threatens you in a secret way.
o-o omega mart
YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHATS IN STORE FOR YOUUUUUU
This is Deakin The king of mortals final form, once in this form he can destroy galaxys and grow bigger than a planet and then destroy said planet. There is pretty much no limit to what he can achieve in this form however he has never used this form and doesn’t have any experience using it in order for him to achieve this form humanity must break the 5 strikes once all 5 strikes are crossed Deakin will destroy the entire multiverse of existence unless some one can defeat him in a one on one match of 2 square but the chances of winning are impossible. He is also able to achieve this form by eating Salt and Vinegar chips the secret sauce of his power what ever you do. Don’t test him.
Omega Deakin will destroy all
There is no escape from Omega Deakin
Ul*tra*o*me*ga (Ol-truh-oh-may-guh)
- Adj.
1. The ultimate level of extreme excessiveness.
"I ultra-omega love you!"
"I have never felt so ultra-omega bored!"
"We totally ultra-omega drank all those beers."