jib

1. jib (Verb) To lightly ridicule in a humourous and friendly or well meaning way. A familiar Salopian concept.
Should be used with extreme caution. Experience has shown that many people do not understand the concept of jib and as a result friendships can be broken.

2. jibby (adjective) a person of statement that displays jib.

"Why did she stress when i called her a gash-eater? It was just a bit of jib!"

Sorry I called your mum a worn-out shoe last night, I get a tad jibby after a few ales lad.

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Jib

The word jib is used as a reference to a girl that is younger than you that you would like to get with. You could also say jibbing indicating that you were looking for a jib.

"Look at that jib over there"
"Lets go jibbing"

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Jibbed

to awake from sleep extremely hungover the morning after intense consumption of alcohol.

"After drinking three 40's of Bud and a half a bottle of Groppa, I woke up feeling like crap... then I thought to myself... "I'm jibbed."

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jib

The girl that the wingman takes on to hook his buddy up with the hot one. Derives from "Junior Investment Banker" in the Coors Light commercial. "She's towing an anchor, a Junior Investment Banker..."

"My turn for the hot one, you take the jib."

"Man, that girl's definitely the jib."

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Jib

A funny face, a grimace.

Mother: Don't you pull that jib at me you chopsy little git!

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jibbed

the feeling one gets while on crystal meth

dude im totally jibbed out *burns a bug*

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Jibs

A term for the labia, generally applied to those which dangle more than average or take the apperance of beef curtains.

"I'm not fussy with women, but I can't be dealing with dangly jibs man. Thing is, by the time you find out it's too late, you can't just bring it out in conversation on a date like 'oh, by the way do you have dangly jibs?'."

"I saw this girl on TV who had her jibs cut down. She was really, really pretty but I can totally understand why she wanted them chopped, you saw everything"

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