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Janet fucked my husband she must be from dirty docks.
When two men conduct the act of docking while having their penis's inserted inside of the same papaya (Origin: Dominican Republic).
"Me and my boy Pablo found some papayas on sale and decided to do some moist docking on a budget! These streets are hard out here, Son!"
When your gf licks herself like a pussy cat, especially around the clitoris. In order for a girl to be good at foggy docking, she needs to be flexible.
Once the foggy docker licks herself enough, she gives you the greenlight to jump into her, schooner first.
“Jump in, the cum is warm!”
You jump in, then she jumps in herself, sucking her clitoris and your dick at the same time.
Guy 1: My GF gave me a Foggy Dock last night...
Guy 2: Was it a true clit lick or a soggy clit lick?
Guy 1: It was like a true lube clit. Her saliva is like a ton of little vibraters
Guy 2: So it was like a blowjob, hand job, and a vaginal French Kiss?
Guy 1: Yeah.. she said she’s gonna break up with me cuz my wonton is too big for her lucious lips. She said we can still be beneficial friends though.
Guy 2: I’m single.
When two males place their penises in opposite ends of a chinese finger trap and tug back and forth.
My male friend and I went home and decided to pull out our chinese finger trap and Mandarin Dock each other.
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Fudge Docking is a wonderful sexual act which requires in most cases considerable preparation but it is always "Worth it, In Fudge Docking one participant eats slightly constipating food like a block of cheese and then two days later before the act is going to take place ingests a mild oil based laxative. usually this occurs between two Lesbians…they begin by scissoring and rubbing their genitals upon each other straddling the holes together…..then while they are simultaneously stimulating each other with their hands on their front bits and moments before they climax "the "deliverer" lines up her Anus firmly onto the opening of the "Receivers" Vagina and forces our a firm large oily Turd into "the Receiver" who then starts to writhe up and down on the "Turd Dildo" as it is being forced out of the colon of the "The giver" and into the Vagina Hole and uterus of the orgasming Receiver Female ,nothing is more entertaining then "Fudge Docking"
FUDGE DOCKING - Jenny and Susan did so much Meth they started to sissor and Jenny took a full dump inside Susan…..it was the first time they had ever fully done FUDGE DOCKING , Jenny put her butt up in the air and Steve pegged her backwards in the butt and just when she was about to finish he lined up his buttonhole over her Vag and totally "Super Circus Fudge Docked" her….no way ? ya he blasted in her B hole with his white pee while he simultaneously hot Pooped into her Vagina at the same time….i think they should stop doing meth.
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v. A term to describe the embrace of two equally endowed female bodies so that the breasts interlock, hence "symmetrical docking". Based on the mecha anime GaogaiGar in which the final form of the mechas in question was released through the manoeuvre "symmetrical docking".
May also refer to tribadism
*picture of two girls hugging*
Everyone: "SYMMETRICAL DOCKING!!!!"
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The act of lighting your friend's fart with an aerosol can and a lighter.
I wasn't going to make it to Jim's ass in time with the lighter, so I grabbed the Lysol and gave him a Flame Dock!