self-five

To high five yourself, if none of your homies is around to show you some love.

From Scrubs:

Elliot: "...Dr. Kelso's riding me!"
The Todd: "I got next...whazza!? No-one? Self-five! (snaps) For the big dog!"

Sani-Five

High five using the back of your hand since its more sanitary than using the front

That chick is wack so I greeted her with a sani-five

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five feet

the distance required to be from one's bro to be considered straight

Two broooos, chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart cause they're not gay

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Sky five

When two people go for a high five while in the air, whether they are jumping (the most common), or skydiving.

(Pete+jump)+(Anthony+jump)=Sky five!

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Five Hargreeves

Five is the best of course, he doesnt think hes better than number one, he knows he is. He is the best of all because he is good looking af.

I dont think im better than you number one, i KNOW i am. Delores please. Delores i missed you. The apocalypse is happening in 7 days and i have no idea how to stop it. -five hargreeves

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Dry Five

Dry Five
Verb:

1. To perform the sexual act known as fisting without lubrication.

Bro did she let you dry five her last night?

2. Having unsatisfactory and uncomfortable intercourse for a short amount of time.

All I need right now is a dry five... It's been a minute.

Noun:

1. Any situation in which one party gets the short end of the stick.

You're totally giving me a dry five right now dude!

Dry Five
Verb:

1. To perform the sexual act known as fisting without lubrication.

Bro did she let you dry five her last night?

2. Having unsatisfactory and uncomfortable intercourse for a short amount of time

All I need right now is a dry five... It's been a minute.

Noun:

1. Any situation in which one party gets the short end of the stick

You're totally giving me a dry five right now dude.

phone five

Slapping a cell phone as though giving a high five, usually preceded by yelling "PHONE FIVE!" and used primarily when excited.

Barney: Ted, tonight we're gonna go out, we're gonne meet some ladies, it's gonna be legendary. Phone five!

(Barney does a high five with his cellphone.)

Ted's Voiceover: I had no idea why I hung out with Barney.

Barney: You didn't phone-five, did you? I know when you don't phone five, Ted!

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