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when you're driving and you come to a stop, your speedometer and rpm needles go limp or down.
My car got limp needles yesterday when i hit that stop sign.
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When you sleep in your boxers and in the middle of the night your woodie works its way through the little hole in your chonies.
Andrew: Man I was really threading the needle last night when I woke up to this weird dream about the Cowboys.
Jessie: Damn, my rod got stuck and my undies gave my pee hole a wedgie. Woke me up out of a great sleep.
Andrew: I thought I heard you wailing "oh no!" last night.
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Nipples that taper off at the end, forming the shape of a needle. Often sharp enough to pierce human flesh! Ridiculously sexy and dangerous.
Hello. Can I see your needle nipples?
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a needle that is covered in shit which you inject up your ass before masturbating.
chloe had seen a beautiful picture of jack brice and needed a pooey needle.
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A penis so small it can be used as a Q-tip
Ian has a needle dick, so when his ears need cleaning, he cleans them with his needle dick.
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Ejaculating into the end of someone else's penis.
Last night, I caught Gary threading the needle of some homeless guy in the park.
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A sexual four way involving three gentleman and a female, where sits on a chair the girl climbs on top to ride him, another man penetrates her from behind and the third gets a chair to stand on while the girl gives him oral, thus creating a tower look. I.E. the Space Needle.
My buddies and I last night got so drunk we got a girl to to do the Space Needle with us
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