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When a group of gay confederate soldiers gathered in a clearing in the woods and after all becoming erect, took turns ejaculating in a common puddle. Most notable flag ponds being found deep in Chesapeake, VA off of Battlefield Blvd.
Hey boys, great battle today... see you guys tonight at the flag pond?
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PETA has determined that the term "Sea Kittens" should be used to describe fish. The reasoning is that this will sound cuter and that therefore people will be less likely to eat fish. The problem here is that "Sea" implies salt water. We need a comparable term for fresh water fish. This term is Pond Pussy. From now on, fresh water fish are to be refered to as Pond Pussy.
I was driving to Panama City when my car broke down in southern Alabama. It wasn't all bad though, I got to eat all the Alabama Pond Pussy I could handle.
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The Mill Pond was once a mote surrounding Pembroke Castle, Pembroke. If the Mill Pond had eyes it would most definitely have some stories to tell. Mostly of the residents of Pembroke and their inability to keep their sexual encounters behind closed doors. Monktoners are also known for being caught dogging in the Mill Pond alleyways and public toilets after a raging night in Pembroke's very own nightclub 'paddles'. The Mill Pond is also the main habitat in Pembroke for Swans, Ducks and Seagulls. If a Swan is seen on the Mill Bridge, it is advised to swiftly pick it up and chuck it back into the dirty, brown, milky waters where it could potentially drown from being caught on an underwater somefield trolly placed there by the artistic people of Pembroke and Monkton.
The mill pond once became famous for being the center storyline for 'Holly and The Mill Pond' an epic video game adventure which is ultimately to hardest game ever as you can never win. God himself guest stars in this game. 'Holly and The Mill Pond' grossed poorly in games sales, but shot up in the charts with the epic 'Journey' song from the Soundtrack, available on Sony Records.
Dude, wanna go to the mill pond after paddles and eat our Mr Wongs chinese?
Yes man, i'll bring that chick i've been dying to rag down there cause i'm to cheap and skanky to do it in my own home.
Wanna go home and play 'Holly and The Milll Pond' after we fed the swans?
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Duck Pond is the accumulation of liquids both male and female running down the shaft of the penis over the balls over the asshole that accumulate under a guys ass during sex with a girl on top (cowgirl).
Alyssa was riding me in my roomates bed last night and you should have seen the Duck Pond after we got off the bed. AKA - "the wet spot"
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Look at those snot nose brats splashing around in the Piss pond!
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When you get a group of 5 or more women together who are hot for your cock and make them fight for it simultaneously until they get every last drop of your tasty treats. (similar to Koi fish fighting for bread cumbs.)
Hey girls, would you like to participate in a Koi Pond? - Girls: "What's that?" - I'm glad you asked!
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Bermudian Slang term for someone who grew up in the Islands of Bermuda within smelling distance of the old Pembroke Marsh Folly Dump(the Pond).
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