James Boags Premium Lager

Undoubtedly the finest libation of the lager family of beers ever created by the hand of man (or possibly god, we're not sure.) Crafted in the lost wilds of mysterious Tasmania by a cloistered order of brewer monks whose vows of silence mean that only the distinguished few know of its existence.

NB: Not to be confused with Cascade premium, which was created as a distraction for the great unwashed masses.

Some bloody legend showed up with a slab of James Boags Premium Lager last night...then drank the lot, bastard.

4👍 1👎

Premium Jackwood

The handcrafted, sawed and milled, sanded and polished, premium jackwood that comes from Charles Ledgerwood (Author Nobel prize winner GUEH, GUEH, GUEH) himself.

Picked myself up some premium jackwood today.

Salmon Premium

When you knock over a drink or object

"Watch that glass.......smash!!!

Then sing "Duddle da dum...Duddle da dum...its the Salmon Premium" to the tune of the Addams family

New York premium

The extra monetary cost of products and other consumer goods within New York City, but is absent on the same items one, or several states over.

A: "I can't believe how much more expensive gas and cigarettes are here"
B: "That's New York premium for you"

GANG Premium

GANG Premium is a notorious gang of violent members. They’ve been recognised as ‘The World’s Most Dangerous Group’ or duly noted as ‘The Real N.W.A’

Previous member of the group known as ‘Rosa Queef Parks’ or ‘Pizzaman’ (The knockoff of ‘Doughboy’) began to form problems with the rest of the group, which ultimately led to his demise on the 29/11/2024 at 19:03 he was rockin his pimp fit in the wrong place at the wrong time and ‘The Gang’ as they so call themselves pulled up and preformed a drive-by and inevitably took him out.

The Gang incudes the many God like divine beings such as; Matthew Hayden, Abdem McHanlon, Milo Footballfield, The Nan™, Zander From Dublin & Shiko.
They run the streets of the likes of all of Co. Wexford and small parts of Dublin. They don’t have any opps until they decide who the opps are, and when they’ve made their decision, they make quick work of whoever their target may be.

They’re infamous for; Grand theft auto, multiple shootings, 1st, 2nd & 3rd degree manslaughter, DUI, rape, telemarketing fraud, vandalism, graffiti, pyramid schemes, shoplifting, assault/battery, counterfeiting, several accounts of cyberbullying, disturbing the peace, armed robbery, arson, burglary, hostage-taking, bank robbery, bribery, aggravated assault, possession of marijuana, cocaine, crack cocaine, 3,4-methylenedioxymethamphetamine, black tar heroine, ketamine, morphine, fentanyl, horse tranquiliser and excessive amounts of paracetamol, but that’s all we are aware of.

Opp #1: “Oh shit! It’s GANG Premium!”
Opp #2: “We gotta bounce!”

Premium Blend

When you put 50 percent weed and 50 percent tobacco in a grinder, grind it up and take, moles, mokes, spliff bowls or smoke spliffs with it.

Weed guy: You want a snap bro?!?
Bro: Yeah sure!
Weed guy: Shit is gas gas strait up premium blend in this bitch!
Bro: Takes snap: LFG premium blend is no joke!

Premium Bus-Bus

When something is so unbelievably bussing that it is considered to be premium bus-bus

Those nerds gummy clusters were premium bus-bus