The decades long collection of ones own smegma
"Hey wana smell my minceing gel"
A man or woman with extreme erectile disfunction who only will be come erect if a George Edwards drawing in nearby.
He's a marvin mince.
A Man who Fucks Pies and pastries
Did you know that fell is a minced Gita
He has been Barred from all Greggs in East London
Mince flicking is the process off flicking minge. Or generally operating the female genitalia area.
Old woman: Can you play with my naughty area?
Man: err no... what do you think I am some sort of mince flicker?
When a male is transferred to a woman durning surgery his Dick is mincemeat
The type of smart loafer worn, usually suede or patent leather, worn without socks and typically, with shorts.
Toms wearing his mince trotters again. Looks so stupid.
Suede or leather loafers, worn without socks. Typically with shorts.
Toms wearing his mince trotters again.