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When one is getting head from a chick and right when they are about to comee they knock the chick out and ejaculate on her face. Then you shave your pubs and give her a beard. Then the man craps on her head in a coil. Then he wraps her in the sheets and leaves.
Man that chick was pissing me off with all of her talk about terrorists so i gave her an Osama bin Laden
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Dead.
Person 1: "Remember that guy Osama Bin Laden?"
Person 2: "....yes?"
Person1: Yea he dead.
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An Islamic extremist that took part in 9/11 that also just so happened to be the hide and seek champion until his death in 2011.
"If you play a game of hide and seek with Osama bin Laden, the game will last like a million years."
Professional NBA player. The highlight of his career was when he fucking dunked on them twin towers. Went into hiding in 2001 after the New York Nicks wouldn't stop trash talking him.
"Who's your favorite basketball player?"
"Osama Bin Laden is my fucking hero!"
Mint at gta 5 (can fly planes into towers)
My dad
Replies fast if you a Terrorist atack
Has a lot friend (Mohamed,Abdul,paki#1 many more pakis)
He can suicide bomb in to houses and make it alive
Osama bin laden: alah alkbar
Me: *just prays*
some doofus that tried to blow up america
"Osama bin Laden hasan anus and balls."