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get the water out yo ass

A strenous activity that will cause you to strain and get that water out yo ass.

we were lifting weights in josh's garage and his black ass dad looked at the bar and said "yeah boi thats enough to get the water out yo ass"

by watery ass July 11, 2009

2๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


i'm just talking out my ass

When the substance of what your saying is so unimportant that if someone did not hear you, and they asked you to say it again, you would tell them "oh, no i'm just talking out my ass"

Joe:

Yeah John was actually helping me move the other day. He was telling me that his family went to Santa Barbara for the winter to stay with a couple of friends and it's actually funny because i was thinking about taking the wife and kids down there.

Eric:
.. hmm huh, sorry, what you say?

Joe:
Ah nah don't worry about it, i'm just talking out my ass

by Jose Boro February 3, 2017

9๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Talking out of his ass

1. Words produced from a man that does not know what he is talking about. Often in an attempt to offer assistance with some type of problem or dilemma. The dialog usually is nonsensical and is of no help. It is often just made up bullshit with no basis in fact.

2. Dialog used by TV cable news pundits and talk radio hosts such as Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, et. all.

Bill said I need a new head gasket, but I think he was just talking out of his ass. He doesn't know shit about cars!

Man, how can you listen to that fat bastard Rush Limbaugh talking out of his ass day after freaking day!

Hey, was that Glenn Beck I just heard talking out of his ass again? Turn that fucking douchebag off!

by keep it real dickheads!! August 26, 2009

50๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


eat glass and shit it out yo ass

a nice way to tell someone to shove it.

idiot, you just cut me off!

maaaan, eat glass and shit it out yo ass. bitch.

by kurticus July 31, 2010

12๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Talking out of your ass

Claiming something thatโ€™s not true.

1
James: Iโ€™m from da hood my nigga.
Jamal: youโ€™re from da burbs, stop talking out of your ass.

2
Keisha: youโ€™re a sellout and a self hater because youโ€™re black yet your wife is Hispanic.
Deon: thatโ€™s not even remotely true, youโ€™re talking out of your ass, Keisha.

by nutella137 December 30, 2021

8๐Ÿ‘ 61๐Ÿ‘Ž


pull that out of your ass

to randomly do something very hard that no one is expecting you to do.

"Did you see me do that back one and a half half?"

"Yeah who knew you would pull that out of your ass"

by rockoutloud789 February 2, 2009

11๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


shit my ass out

When you have to shit so bad but have to hold it, saying "i am going to shit my ass out" over and over can often alleviate the pain by some small degree.

"Honey, please hurry we're going to be late to my doctor's appointment"

"Fuck fuck fuck I am going to shit my ass out. I am going to shit my ass out. I am going to shit my ass out." etc.

by ClinicalDeath October 29, 2008

22๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž