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To ejaculate on a womans face and hair while she is asleep.
I was horny but my girl fell asleep so I gave her the owen.
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Sounded out term for an ONS, otherwise known as a One Night Stand. This involves picking up some whore in a drunken stupor at some dingy dive bar and banging her that night, only to wake up early enough to escape out the bathroom window when you're "taking a shower".
"Dude, I totally pulled an Owens last night. I was so ashamed I had to get wasted to tell you."
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A somewhat fugly person but he seems pretty okay once you get to know him well enough. Many people hate him, but does not realize that he is an autist and he has many unique struggles in life that nobody seems to understand or care about. Many seem to classify him as "just there."
Person 1: Owen is... well, interesting but annoying in my eyes.
Person 2: You don't know shit. He has autism and he does whatever the fuck he wants to.
Person 1: Oh.
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One who likes to seminate into hula hoop packets.
"Dude, that guy just pulled an Owen!"
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Someone who loses to their younger brother in ping pong. And I don't mean just lose, I mean get destroyed. He gets obliterated any time he tries to play a match
Person 1: Man that guy really sucks at ping pong
Person 2: Yeah, he must be an owen
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red head boy who thinks he's black
shut the fuck up owen
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