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when someone wears clothing in a way that, by definition, doesn't go together
I saw this guy walking across the quad and he was sagging his skinny jeans.
How can you sag skinny jeans? That's a fashion oxymoron.
a person who's name contradicts itself.
Scott English is a walking oxymoron
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Two contradicting words placed together in a sentence. Sometimes used as a marketing tool.
"Ric Flair Finance Co. is an Oxymoron! Maybe I should think of going elsewhere!"
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The chemical product of a Trump supporter with the oxygen of reality.
Yesterday I doused Uncle Cletus in gas and set fire to him. He is now an oxymoron.
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The term which states that "criminal justice" are two words which contradict one another.
Justice cannot, and must not be, criminal. To call that academic field CRIMINAL JUSTICE insinuates that the justice is criminal, therefore unfair, in fact, law-breaking. The term CRIMINAL JUSTICE is insane. That's why I call it the "criminal justice oxymoron." Anyone in their right (correct) mind will vote to replace that term with, for example, SOCIAL JUSTICE.
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Where a man says he's going to bust a fat nut but his... "yield", is crusty ass dust that blows away in the faint wind of any enclosed area. Significantly disappointing his receiver.
Dylan has OIE (Oxymoronic Ironic Ejaculation OIE). I hear it's pretty serious.
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