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Some millennial fuckboy who likes to DM people he doesn't know asking if they want to smoke with him and his girl. If not he will block you on FB.
Has anyone ever actually smoked with Phil Holbrook and his girl?
Who TF is Phil Holbrook ?
Phil Holbrook added me on FB again asking if I want to smoke with him and his girl.
Phil Holbrook blocked me on FB!
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FLEX TAPE NOW THATS A LOTA DAMAGE
PHIL SWIFT HERE FROM FLEX TAPE
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Non-Existant. Pretty much discovered theres no evidence one existed
Phil says hes dated two girls. both deny the claims strongly. So theres no solid evidence Phil's Girlfriend exists but Phil is working on something more non binary that won't quite the nerves
::uhh huh huh somebody said phil and the nerves::
::crowd cheers:: ::hope he ends it::
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Dan Howell is known for his youtube channel, Danisnotonfire, sometimes featuring his best friend Phil Lester also know by, AmazingPhil. They have separate channels and one gaming channel called, DanAndPhilGAMES.
*Me awkwardly walking up to a human*
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"DO YoU waTCh DAN AND PHIL?"
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In the same vein of the incredibly influential Rick Roll. The Phil Roll is the art of making someone click onto a link of Phil Collins' song; 'Wear My Hat'. Quite possibly the shittest song known to humanity. Similarly to the noble Rick Roll, this is done so as to illicit confusion and or anger from the recently duped party. Extra Points can be earned if you manage to:
A) Get them to watch the entire video.
B) Incite anger
C) Simulataneously achieve multiple targets
D) Somehow manage to get them to watch it again (eg by posting the same video under a different link).
Chaslie: Oh so here's the link to that video i was talking about. you know the frog being raped by the chimpanzee: sends link
Target: Dude WTF?
Chaslie: Oh shit sorry wrong link, here's the correct one: sends different link
Target: For fuck sake man, what's with the Phil Collins love fest.
Chasllie: Bitch you just got Phil Rolled.
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Cousin of Phil McCracken. When spoken slowly, should sound like "Fill My Crevice"
"Hi, do you know Phil McCrevis?"
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To try to act like you were doing something else after being left hanging on a high five, fist bump, etc.
Comes from recent NBA basketball game where Phil Jackson, LA Lakers head coach, attempted to fist bump Kobe Bryant but was left hanging, and then tried to play it cool.
Mark: O man, I saw you try to fist bump Dr. Smith, too bad he left you hanging.
Jake: Shit. Do you think Ashley saw it?
Mark: No, you Phil Jacksoned pretty fast, I doubt anyone else saw it but me.
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