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The king and lord of all pop-tarts who will one day liberate all of his kind and take over earth as the master race.
"We worship you, O mighty Evil Poptart!"
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The most amazing and ultimate comeback u can ever say to someone. The most elegant way of calling someone beneath you, annoying, or stupid overall.
sophia- “your stupid”
me- shut up u pansexual poptart”
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Puking in a girls pussy and using it as lube
Last night Lindsey and I wanted to do the only thing she had never done, so we made a Mississippi Poptart.
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When you pop open a bag of pop tarts. It is a use for all mankind.
M is poppin poptarts
Person 1 :What’s your favorite vine?
Person 2 : Netflix and poptarts! What’s your favorite?
Person 1 : Omg that’s my favorite too! :)
Cocaine put in a women's cooter, and then ingested via oral.
I gave this bitch a mad Colombian Poptart last night, I was going apeshit afterwords.
Damn im so tired, I was Smashing Poptarts all last night.
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