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A chronic condition caused by repeated incidents of Slack Shaming, excessive @channel pings, or being publicly corrected in front of your digital peers. Symptoms include fear of typing in any channel, cold sweats before hitting "send," overuse of drafts, and the haunting sound of the Slack notification plink in your nightmares.
Ever since I posted that meme in #finance instead of #fun-stuff, I’ve had Post-Traumatic Slack Disorder (PTSD). I triple-check every channel now and haven’t used @here in 6 months
Name PTSD is when you cringe at the sound of a name because of past experiences with someone of that name. Mild cases you will cringe at the name but not be too bothered.
Severe cases can cause emotional distress and even lead you to avoid people of that name.
I just met someone with the same name as my ex and I couldn’t even talk to them… I think I have name PTSD.
Cyberpunk release date delay post traumatic syndrome after seeing any post with yellow background.
Gave me a heart attack with the "yellow screen of
delays"
No offense CD Project Red but you've got me some Yellow PTSD
Cyberpunk release date delay post traumatic syndrome after seeing any post with yellow background.
Gave me a heart attack with the "yellow screen of
delays"
No offense CD Project Red but you've got me some Yellow PTSD
When you have PTSD from a sporting event, play or team. It elicits the same anxiety, shortness of breath, nightmares, guilt, shame, and aggressive behaviour as traditional PTSD, and has the same traumatizing effect.
Dana: Hey Gurl, what are we going to get for our Super Bowl party, wings and pizza again?
Angie: Hey Gurl, I dont think we will make it this year, Brett's Sports PTSD is acting up again, he saw a highlight of the Hawks Patriots Super Bowl again. He hasnt left his room in 4 days.
Dana: Gurl, I hear you. Paul gets the same way when seeing the Joe Carter homerun. Let's just get sushi and update our Bumble accounts.
Post traumatic stress disorder caused by being startled by a biscuit tube popping open when it is tapped on a counter top edge.
When you unwrap the first cardboard layer of a biscuit tube and you’re about to hit the tube on the counter edge to pop it open, but you hesitate, knowing it will startle you… that is Biscuit Tube PTSD.
As I took the biscuit tube from the refrigerator, I felt my Biscuit Tube PTSD start to act up. In that moment I had a flashback of the time I was startled by the biscuit tube popping. Sometimes I wonder if the tube will explode causing an injury.
Occurs when it's Sunday and you think you have School tomorrow even though it's the middle of Summer.
Person 1: OH NO! WE HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW! WTF!
Person 2: It's literally June 4th. You're having Educational PTSD.