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- Feeling left out at some point in your life.
- Feeling bad.
- From the February 25, 2016 Vimeo Newsletter:
"We’ve all felt left out at some point in our lives. And we all know it feels bad. Vimeo wants to combat that playground PTSD: for over a decade, we’ve been building a safe haven for creators to do their thing, in whatever weird yet respectful way they want. ..."
We at Vimeo throw around the term playground PTSD, and equate a serious medical illness affecting hundreds of thousands of people with feeling bad from not being included in children's games!
Fnaf PTSD ( Five nights at Freddy's Post Traumatic Stress Disorder) is when you left your Fnaf phase but it keeps trying to claw it's way back into you.
Person 1: Hey what is that guy staring for?
Person 2: He's recently saw the Fnaf movie trailer and the Fnaf PTSD is getting to him.
Person 1: Damn. I hope he survives this
Like PTSD, but is when you are just hanging with your friends or eating dinner you hear the Zoom *ding* sound in those places or you have a feeling that has similarity to being late to work.
"We've been online a lot and I think I might be starting to catch a case Zoom PTSD."
A disorder caused by a short period of exposure to Ohio(if this interaction was prolonged the victim would not be alive), it is characterised by flashbacks to Ohio which can cause severe anxiety and terror, it is untreatable and will become more likely as people want to explore Ohio more
*a man looks terrified and extremely sad*
"Yo dude, you okay? Do you have Ohio PTSD"
The feeling of not being able to look at alcohol due to a bad hangover. Also includes not being able to drink certain type of alcohol due to a bad experience with it.
No alcohol for me tonight i still have Alcohol PTSD from last week
A term used in the very niche community of medical malpractice victims. It stands for “providence trauma and stress disorder” because providence is a major healthcare network known for malpractice.
Me: *working at a non Providence hospital blocks away from a providence one.*
Me: “So what’s your opinion on providence, they overdosed me once cause they dosed my meds in the wrong unit of measurement, then called the cops on me when I threatened to sue and tried to frame me for first degree assault.”
Patient: “funny little story you got there, they amputated the wrong fucking leg.”
Patient 2: “yeah but did they kill your daughter? No? Stfu with your pussy stories.”
Patient 3: “hate to eavesdrop but the only reason I came here was cause providence gave me the wrong blood type after my accident, it’s actually a miracle I’m alive because they laughed at me.”
Patient 4: “okay okay but are you guys the ones with brain cancer? No, they kept saying my MRIs were normal then laughed like 4 weeks later and were like “haha it’s a prank.”
Me: “damn, PTSD 2.0 victims need a fucking support group.”
Sex PTSD occurs when one keeps having flashbacks about the previous night sexual activities.
Man 1: I saw Victoria last night. I cant think straight.
Man 2: you have Sex PTSD