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To dirty paint is to have a blank canvas i.e a very pale wench.
(Dirty painting is to try to make an improvement to an abomination of a woman which cant look any worse)
This act of dirty painting is when a fugly white girl is stripped down and have faecal matter from the artist rubbed all over the canvas. The artist may or may not choose to use a variation of bodily fluids for different colours. As in phlegm used for a green or a pale yellow, ear wax for orange, or spooge used for a white or a slimy texture. The dirty painting is only complete when the surface area of the wench is covered in exotic bodily fluids.
Guy 1: Did you hear about Wendy?
Guy 2: That disgustingly overweight blob that constantly smells like sweaty flab flaps?
Guy 1: Yeah! i heard some sick artist pinned her down and made her a dirty painting!?!?!?!
Guy 2: hope he made an improvement
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mobster jargon for killing someone.
Boss: "I heard you like to paint houses."
Thug: "Yes, and I do my own carpentry as well."
Boss: "Excellent
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So when are you and Holly going to paint the dinosaur?
Unno mang, she thinks it's too big and will hurt too much.
A cute ass 16 year old on twitter who pretends to be a retarded virgin. His tweets are only for people with above average IQ. Can be used as a synonym for shit.
“Ew, why does it smell like thee paint in here?”
“Because this is a public toilet”
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When one cums and applies it to another's face therefore the cum looks life face paint
1:Wow who's warrior paint is that!?
2:Morgan Fried's it's fresh
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This is what happens when a car scraps another car, especially at low speed. Paint from each car is rubbed onto the other.
I rear-ended that car and we ended up trading paint.
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