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when one attempts to have some form of intelligence by writing notes on one's hand (to avoid a teleprompter), but it is all in vain, as their mind is not capable of such thought, and their head starts to hurt from all the effort.
"i am trying, but, my brain, it is sooo palinful."
"i think..., oh wait, that is just too palinful."
"i would continue to help my state of Alaska as a lame duck, just like my hero Reagan did, but, no, i cannot,,, it is just too palinful."
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a type of deception in the form of an untruthful statement, especially with the intention to deceive others, often with the further intention to maintain a secret or reputation, protect someone's feelings or to avoid a punishment or repercussion for one's actions.
To palin is to state something that one knows to be false or that one does not honestly believe to be true with the intention that a person will take it for the truth.
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pal·i·nate
–verb (used with object)
1. to mislead with a different answer; delude:
2. to be unfaithful to the country (political tactic).
–verb (used without object)
3. to mislead or falsely persuade others; practice deceit:
She palinated the audience with her energy experience. (Like Sarah Palin)
an engaging manner that easily palinates.
Don't palinize me.
That was a palinizing response.
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When you step outside your house to look at Russia while your kids are inside having sex. Can also be done with a picture of Russia, if you are too far from it geographically.
"Hey! That eskimo just stepped outside, and is staring at Russia!"
"Yeah, her daughter is inside her igloo banging another Eskimo."
"Wow. There's a Palin for ya."
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A form of American English developed by supporters of TEA (taxed enough already) parties and the former governor of Alaska Sarah Palin.
'Palin' consists of a wide variety of southernisms derived from Redneck American English, miss spelled words (when in written form), useless or uneducated social and political narratives, vague and often meaningless metaphorical devices, threats, poorly placed sentence symbology (also when in written form), delusional free form gibberish and Omitted or miss arranged grammatical compositions caused by illiteracy and poor written composition skills.
The best examples of Palin are used by members of Sarah Palin and TEA party support forums and groups on the facebook and myspace websites.
Documentation and archiving of this new language is currently under way and a comprehensive reference should be available soon.
(In the 'Palin' Language')
“Maybe some Yankee's don't know this but a lot of people down south use their middle name first.”
-Samuel Joseph Wurzelbacker (Joe the plumber) commenting on the use of his middle name as his first at an AFP “TEA Party” rally in 2009.
Wurzelbacker resides in Ohio which is NORTH of the Masson Dixon line which divides Yankee Americans from Confederate Americans as the civil war era social stereotype suggests.
Though northern Americans are also known to use their middle names as their first meaning the narrative was entirely useless to begin with.
“Yup beat libs at their own game. That the lord for obama.
“Gov,t (notice the unnecessary comma) hand out I hope you all. Have a job and pay taxes.me and my dog thank you.”
“I rushed don't care about spelling. Thats trivial. I will I and a friend are trying to find out.”
“Is the secret hand shake blowing yer brains out and field dressing your courpse (sic), think id scalp you to.”
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To mess something up or impale yourself.
Dude, I totally palined that interview today. I'll never get the job now!
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An unwanted pregnancy. Can occur too early, or too late in life
Did you hear what happened to Jenna? She had drunk sex with her asshole boyfriend and now they are having a palin.
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