An all-singing, all-dancing parade of all things vagina. those involved are, of course, almost all women. usually occurs when Nicholas Sparks releases a book, or when there is a sale at a JCPenney, Macy's, etc...Mosh pit-like atmosphere can ensue if sale is over 25% off.
"Dude, the entrance at JCPenney was packed today...total poon parade, must've been a sale there."
Harvey: Look at that chick on the halftime show interviewing players.
Carl: Yes, she looks like she could be in the Thanksgiving Day parade on a float.
Harvey: Yes, she has a real parade head.
An excessive celebration thrown over the achievement of an unearned goal obtained by false means that only a minority of the population accept as legitimate
Example 1: After being down by 20 points during a pickup basketball game, the person announced "this point wins the game!" After said announcement, the person charged at the hoop, sank a layup, and roared in "victory". He then marched around the gym like a bafoon while everyone in the gym watched his Pat's Parade in disgust.
Example 2: After Judge Berman allowed Brady to escape his, what seemed at the time to be, his inevitable punishment, Patriots fans joined together in mass unison in to form a Pat's Parade that rivaled the gathering in Jonestown. If only it had the same result.
Any event where three or more girls of less than reputable status will be present.
Yo, you going to the ho parade Saturday? I heard EVERYONE is going to get laid.
The spectacle of concentrated groups of sexy gold-diggers that frequent the house parties of wealthy entertainers, usually rock/rap stars and womanizing party men of Hollywood.
A gaggle of groupie bimbos looking to land rich men.
"Dude, look at all these fine women. It's a f'n' crib parade in here."
"The Playboy Mansion is the ultimate crib parade."
Claud says: "Hey Hammy ya wanna go to a boogie parade?"
Hammy says: "Yeh Claud lets go and boogie parade the night away!"
A person that we call like a parade horse, has the behavior of being proud no matter what the circumstances, shits when and wherever they want to, and doesnt worry about anything, because someone else will come by and clean it up. Just like a parade horse in a parade. It is a Brazilian saying, but a very good one that fits many people.
My boss is just like a parade horse, doesnt worry about anything and lets others clean up his mess, and proud to do it.