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A man who tends to have a "horse" related phase, due to his abnormally sized schlong and huge physique, which often leads him to identify as one. A Parker has a heart of gold and isn't afraid to show you his horse mask he keeps in his garage. If you love horses and mahoosive Willie's, this man is perfect for you.
Person 1: Whos that idiot with the horse mask and the huge package?
Person 2: Thats just my mate Parker, I swear thats a snake down there, did you know he loves horses?
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Parker is the name of a grade A douchebag. Commonly mistaken for a Jew or sid from ice age. Parker has to cut his jewfro at least once a week. Do not try to talk to him because you won’t be able to understand what he is saying, mispronounces words such as adidas and fourth. He is terrified of bees, farts, and bad grades. You do not want to be anywhere near him when he sees a bee. You also never want to ride in the car with him, your life will be in danger. Constantly looking for a new boyfriend, you can find him on gaypeoplemeet.com. If you spot a Jewish sloth with a live simply hat on you will know it is Parker.
I was walking down the street and saw some douchebag with a jewfro and a live simply hat, at first I thought it was Sid from ice age but when I got closer I could tell it was Parker, when I approached him he began to speak but I could not understand what he was saying all I could understand was “sthparker” and “ugshsn”
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A very stupid, racist, homophobe. he calls everyone a monkey and constantly says the n word even though he’s white
B: oh no here comes Parker
J: oh jeez he’s racist
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A beautiful, kind , amazing person! She usually loves sport especially basketball. They also usally become best friends with Aubreys.
Parker is great
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Can be a massive retarded person. Can be annoying and moves too fast in relationships . If i was you id never date a parker.
Girl 1: Who was that guy you just broke up with?
Girl 2: Oh thats parker hes retarded.
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When a bro puts a girl first. Doesn't abide by 'bros before hoes'
"is he really bailing on us?"
"Yeah, he's parkering us tonight. Fuck him"
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