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Parker is the name of a grade A douchebag. Commonly mistaken for a Jew or sid from ice age. Parker has to cut his jewfro at least once a week. Do not try to talk to him because you won’t be able to understand what he is saying, mispronounces words such as adidas and fourth. He is terrified of bees, farts, and bad grades. You do not want to be anywhere near him when he sees a bee. You also never want to ride in the car with him, your life will be in danger. Constantly looking for a new boyfriend, you can find him on gaypeoplemeet.com. If you spot a Jewish sloth with a live simply hat on you will know it is Parker.
I was walking down the street and saw some douchebag with a jewfro and a live simply hat, at first I thought it was Sid from ice age but when I got closer I could tell it was Parker, when I approached him he began to speak but I could not understand what he was saying all I could understand was “sthparker” and “ugshsn”
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A very stupid, racist, homophobe. he calls everyone a monkey and constantly says the n word even though he’s white
B: oh no here comes Parker
J: oh jeez he’s racist
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A beautiful, kind , amazing person! She usually loves sport especially basketball. They also usally become best friends with Aubreys.
Parker is great
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Can be a massive retarded person. Can be annoying and moves too fast in relationships . If i was you id never date a parker.
Girl 1: Who was that guy you just broke up with?
Girl 2: Oh thats parker hes retarded.
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When a bro puts a girl first. Doesn't abide by 'bros before hoes'
"is he really bailing on us?"
"Yeah, he's parkering us tonight. Fuck him"
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A fucking cancerous person who literally fucks your day right in the ass.
WOW !that kid is a fucking parker , always being annoying and shit.
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A fucking greedy, annoying, dumb ass bitch who’s life has no significance
Bruh I fucking hate Parker isn’t she such a fucking greedy ass prick
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