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A sophisticated / pc way to describe getting so drunk that you actually fell down and skinned your knees or chin.
Friend 1- Dude, you were pretty drunk last night. Did you fall down while leaving the bar.
Drunkard- Yeah, I took a pavement sample and ruined my pants. I should have quit when the room started to spin.
traffic that is so slow and horrendous that you can literally look out the window and count the stones embedded in the freeway pavement.
There was a pavement stone counter on Interstate 80 today because some illegals caused a car accident that flipped a semitruck over and caused 5 other cars to crash.
A homeless retard who uses crowbars to pop manhole covers.
Often enjoys eating tables when they’re high on weed.
Ayo! It’s the pavement popper! Didn’t he steal those tables from Walmart and ate them?
Underwear that has lost the will to stay up. It’s so old and dilapidated, that it threatens to (or indeed actually does) fall down and sweep the pavement. The act of pavement sweeping is when one keeps walking with the aforementioned undergarments around their ankles.
I’ve got to go shopping for new underwear, all I’ve got left are pavement sweepers
“I couldn’t sit down on the bench because this pavement bender was taking up the whole thing.”