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smooth, creamy and easy to spread.
I eat peanut butter pussy because its smooth, creamy and easy to spread.
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When you take a shit and theres so much doodoo in between your butt cheeks it feels like peanut butter.
Example 1 - Bob took a mean shit and got peanut butter cheeks
Guy 1 - Damn, Took a big shit and now i got peanut butter butt!
Guy 2 - That sucks, I took a shit last week and had it too.
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A recipe to get a dog to lick your genitals.
Steve has no girlfriend, but the peanut butter balls recipe always keeps him and Rover satisfied.
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A guy who likes to stick his penis in a peanut butter jar and get his dog to lick it for sexual enjoyment.
Guy #1: Hey do you want to come over?
Guy #2: Don't talk to me you fuckin' peanut butter dipper!
A bedroom act where one takes a schmear of peanut butter (crunchy preferred) between the cheeks and his or her partner proceeds to extricate said peanut butter without using hands.
Jimmy wanted his tinder hookup to give him a peanut butter gutter but she had a severe nut allergy.
The act of peanut butter creaming yourself aka shitting and jizzing in your pants at the same time.
I ate some peanut butter creme oreo's and peanut butter creamed myself.
When you eat peanut butter and it starts to feel like it's clogging your throat.
Tommy was eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich when he got peanut butter overload and had to drink some water.