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the best drug a dealer has at the time; a similar metaphor to "top shelf" liquor; sometimes used to speak to a dealer in code.
-Hey, fool. I need a dub of some fire. What's your pearl?
-I've got haze and some really pretty dro. The dub of haze will be 35, though. Which do you want?
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The collection of stuff that has landed in a large guys belly-button, has become compressed and taken on a new form.
I was diggin' in my belly-button and pulled out a man pearl.
When a woman gets herself off by rubbing her clit or "pink pearl."
"Whoa! I totally walked in on your roommates last night, and they were BOTH playing with pearl! I had to pull out my cock and join them!"
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"Maybe you would not be so sore, madam, if you spent a bit less time playing with pearl."
A dot-shaped nub enveloped in the pearl canopy for protection against abrasion or overstimulation. Located aloft the flesh lettuce and at the crest of the clam, the clitoris is extremely sensitive and is the primary means for a woman to achieve her squirt (although vaginal orgasms are also possible for some women). When the human female achieves a 'chubby'...or a "Fubby"... the clitoris fills with blood and the many condensed nerve endings become even more sensitive, whereby enough stimulation of the clitoris can result in a female orgasm, which releases the pressure by means of .08 second apart contractions throughout the vulva. aka a giant squirt, resulting in the inevitable snail trail douching.
She had a clam pearl the size of a grape!
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A man from Lawrenceville, Georgia, who loves to partake in eating shit and drinking piss. He also goes by many other aliases, including "Tom Demented Sissy Pervert Pearl", "Tom the Toilet Mouth", and "Tom the Sissy Boy". Although he has not been active in recent months, one can find most of his videos on HeavyR, EPorner and ScatXTube. His reasoning for eating shit is that when he was young his family was very poor, so he was forced to eat his shit and drink his piss. Pearl has expressed he finds it very arousing that there are people out there watching him partake in the devious acts he goes through, which is his main reasoning behind doing it.
Person 1: Hey, did you watch Tom Pearl Brushes his Teeth with Shit last night?
Person 2: Yeah, sucks he didn't finish the whole turd though. Although, I think I still prefer Tom Pearl Eats a Footlong Piece of Shit
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When three or more United States Marines gangbang a Japanese chick.
GENERAL: Private VanHorn, why the fuck are you late to formation?
PRIVATE: Sorry sir! Major Propnuts, Captain Silverbars and I were giving Hiroki a Pearl Harbor until 4AM!
GENERAL: Carry on, Private.
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