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pence

A small piece of lying fecal matter that appears around a talking sphincter at certain times.

I need to wipe better that pence is staining my underwear.

by Voter20 September 25, 2020


Pence

A spineless coward who enables corruption or abusers by remaining silent, or refusing to take a stand after serious wrong has been committed.

You can't let Pastor Joe keep hurting innocent kids. You have the power to stop him. Don't be such a Pence.

by Zowen January 8, 2021


Pence

The white, pasty, sludge-like result from swallowing a half a bag of all purpose flour and then defecating it out, only to lie that you performed the act in the first place.

"Maaaan, y'all see that Pence that Mikey left in the toilet last night? He's still lyin' about it."

by burndarker October 8, 2020


Pence

A fatass who wont stop eating, wont socialize, and only leaves there room for food

He is a pence, he’s so wierd

by FatassBÏTÇH May 31, 2020


Pence

The act of taking a shit.

I have to pence.

I penced this morning.

I’m pencing right now.

by Skid mark 11 August 26, 2020


Pencing

The act of fencing something off with plexiglass. Specifically to prevent the spread of disease. Named after Mike Pence, so likely to have COVID after spending time with trump that they had to erect a plexiglass shield during the debates to prevent him from getting other people sick. Pence is the head of trump's COVID task force.

"Oh, shit, she got the COVID? Dayum, we better start pencing her off from everybody else!"
"If they're not pencing that salad bar off then we better not eat at it!"

by mycooper October 26, 2020


Pencing

The act of 2 makes electrocuting each other until climax.

I'm a little sore from pencing all night with the VP.

by Big Guy74897628947689 November 14, 2016