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Someone from Mexico, Latin America, or South America, that is half white and half black (much like the bird) that is really good at swimming to the United States to steal jobs from its citizens.
Construction use to be a good paying job until all the penguins swam to the area and started working for half the wage.
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1. Mascot for Pittsburgh's hockey team
2. caffeine-enhanced mints
3. nickname for running with your pants down around your ankles. (origin: a very bad joke)
1. Don't bother me. I'm watching the Penguin game tonight. I know Lemieux is out, but Fleury's playing tonight so they should win. At least we still don't have that bitch Jagr.
2. Pop me a few Penguins. I'm dragging.
3. In shock he jumped up and had to waddle towards the door with his pants around his ankles and called after her "Why do they call this a penguin?!!!"
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1. the thing that is always following me.
2. what lovers call eachother
1. GET AWAY FORM ME YOU FUCKING PENGUIN!
2."Oh GOD Henry! You horny Penguin! gimme some NOW!
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The most amazing bird of prey known to man.
"one by one the penguins steal my sanity" - some sitcker, and shirt. I beleive it generated from the movie fight club, when the penguins take blocks of ice, and walk away with them.
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Is the art of robbing gay businessmen/MPs/Lords in London, by offering a blow job then just as there trousers are down you tie the pants round the trousers then stealthy steal the wallet followed by giving the guy a gentle push to the ground. the guy looks like a penguin as he tries to get up and chase you
Earnt 400 quid last night.
"how"
went out penguining and met some guy in an ally near the house of lords. You should of seen him flapping trying to get up and chase me
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basically the all around best and most diabolical animal ever. who in general loves my chemical romance and gives them style advice based on there own wardrobe. they are the original black parade and gerard loves to pet the penguiness of its cute little furry fur that makes him wish he was a penguin.
Gerard: So what are we gonna do today my sexy penguin lady
Penguin: the same thing we do every day...try and take over the world.
or
Gerard: oooh can we do something diabolical today pleeeaaasee
Penguin: no not until you finish your tap dancing lessons. remember we all have to have happy feet.
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An evil being from another deminsion, trying to rule the world from the secret base in the north pole, very aggresive and will try to kill all obsticals in its way...penguins are trying to rule the world!!
evil...evil...evil....EVIL!! the demon!! its evil!! its EVIL I TELL YOU!!
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