Boner Pilot

When a guy is horny with a girl and loses all sense of conscious thought. Basically he starts thinking with his dick instead of his brain.

Damn, Johnny was on boner pilot our entire date last night. 😒

pocket pilot

A pilot with a fit, trim build that you just want to put in your pocket and take home with you.

Oh good, I'm flying with my favorite pocket pilot today, he's so cute!

cody pilot

A name used when a man’s genitalia can’t be located with the human eye, and requires magnification tools. When located, the organ is typically surrounded by clusters that one may consider herpes, but they’re instead a rare fungal infection that occurs when performing sexual acts in a field of butter.

After seeing cody pilot, my vagina dried of like the Sahara Desert.

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co pilot

When a passenger holds the wheel for a driver while he is lighting a bowl, bong, bubbler, joint, or any other smoking apparatus usually for marijuana

Yo bro want to co pilot for a second while i spark this bowl

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Nintendo Pilot

Those in the military who fly drones from a thousand miles away in another country or continenet.

"He must have been a good video game player, because he is now a Nintendo Pilot flying that drone in Iraq from his living room couch."

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Co-Pilot

the act of two indivuduals venturing into two adjacent stalls in a bathroom to simultaneously deposit fecal matter in sync, and also discuss with each other the matters of life.

While co-piloting Matthew and Thomas were able to express their feelings regarding their views on the condition of each others bathroom stall.

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military pilot

A carefully selected and highly trained operator of frightfully expensive and incredibly dangerous aerial machinery whose life insurance should be far more expensive than it probably is.

What do you get when you cross a military pilot with a turkey? An accident-prone turkey.

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