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a common British word for poop because British people always add an 'e' to the end of words.
"By George, the man stepped in some poope!"
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Many definitions for different kinds of poop have been given, as well as the slang names for those different kinds. However, one type has been forgotten...
The Meteor: AKA. "The Inferno" "The Napalm Rocket" "The Firelog" "Easy In, Not Out" "The Shooting Star" "The Ring of Fire" "Shitting Razors" "The Turdinator" or "The Hellraiser." This kind of poop only occurs under extreme conditions, and can be ranked by severity on multiple levels. The people who will experience this kind of poop are usually spice junkies or those with really poor indigestion.
This kind of turd is characterized by the unbelievable burning sensation it causes as it leaves the anus. Depending on how callused and experienced one's digestive system is, this kind of poop can be either runny or solid or even almost blockage-like. The degree of burn it can stimulate varies as well. A dinner consisting of mild Jalapenos or Italian Red Pepper Flakes, or poor indigestion that leaves some acid in your excrement, may create a slight stinging sensation, whereas the consumption of an intense amount of Habaneros or Ghost Chilies can bring tears to your eyes and force you to bath your ass in cold water for relief as you beg for mercy. In addition, depending if the spicy dish is accompanied by something meaty, cheesy, starchy, or greasy, this kind of poop can either be semi-odorless, noisy and smelly, or in the worst case, nose crippling.
"I love the spiciness of Thai Curry, so I don't mind the level of heat I poop out eventually."
"Oh God. I ate a Volcano Burrito for lunch this afternoon, and I'll swear I just shat a meteor!"
"I often compete in an annual contest to see who can consume the most Jalapenos in one minute. By now, I rather enjoy it. However, it's still easier going in than it is coming out."
"That Tex Mex we had last night was good, but I was shitting razors this morning."
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When you work at the Krusty Krab, you have to understand the phrase poop.
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an ever changing word. It can mean many things. Poops referring to a girl is not necessarily to have a form of sex with. To poops a girl can mean different things in and of itself. It can mean that the girl is cute, that you did do something with them, that you would do something with them, etc. Someone’s poops is someone that they’re dating or hooking up with. To poops somewhere is to go somewhere. To say “yo poops” or any variation of it is a greeting to a fellow poopser.
Then poops has other words derived off of it.
"Would you poops?"
"What up poops"
"Poops out."
"I poopsed it."
"Lets poops to class."
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a substance that comes out of your buttocks
The lady pooped in the back yard on a tree
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A slightly chocolate flavored brown stud that usually comes out of butts, but also occasionally out of people's mouths in the form of political arguments.
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referring to a friend with a joking manner
Hey, Poops, let's go get some chocolate milk.
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